Re: "No room" is No Excuse!

[Shea]

And a divorce makes you have to sell the lot.....


"Virt" <v1rtu050@yahoo.com.au> wrote in message
news:1169959040.597432.111930@v45g2000cwv.googlegr oups.com...
> All too often in this newsgroup I see alleged pinball afficiados
> offering the pathetic excuse that they don't have enough room for more
> pinball machines.
>
> Well, I say that "no room" is no excuse...
>
> 1. Cars are weatherproof. Why put a weatherproof car in the garage
> when you could have pinball machines in there?
>
> 2. Paintings and artworks in living areas are signs of a sophisticated
> home decorator. Pinball machines are widely acknowledged as works of
> art. Couldn't your lounge room use some more art...?
>
> 3. Kitchen tables are over-rated. Do you really 'need' one? I doubt
> it. But even if you think you do, why not throw a tablecloth over
> your pinball machine, a couple of bricks under its front feet, and
> enjoy the best of both worlds?
>
> 4. There's a surprising amount of space in a roof cavity.
>
> 5. How often do you use your bathtub? Have you noticed your bathtub is
> a similar size to a pinball machine? If you're a true believer in
> pinball, you know what you should do.
>
> 6. Lawns need to be mowed. Sheds don't. Build a shed where the lawn
> is. You'll not only save on lawnmowing, you'll create more pinball
> storage. It's a win-win!
>
> 7. Kids love pinball machines. Show them how much you love them by
> keeping pinball machines in their rooms.
>
> So, what are you waiting for? You can't have too many pinball
> machines, and there's always plenty of room.
>